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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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I wish I'd bought an iPad

When iPad's were the rage

But now they're quite old-fashioned

And only seem to age!

I wish I'd bought a bullet train

To speed me to and fro

Through the land of rising sun

Express to Tokyo

It is quite grand to contemplate

And think of what might be

Had I'd been born a royal

And used the royal 'we'.

I often use the O.E.D.

To check a definition

But the words I seek are never there

To my consternomition.

The Shorter Oxford Dictionary

Designed for use by dwarves

They play short games of Pictionary

Whilst hiding in their borves

Hidden text

Thanks for 'dwarves', Software :)

I wish I were a wharfman

Unlike Lady Docker

For loading in stiletto heels

Clearly off her rocker ... mercy killing - now play nicely please

I've got some nitroglycerine

It makes a loud ka-boom

I keep it in my pantry

And await the Day of Doom

Ensure your cake will always rise

Use lots of baking powder

For taste it may not win the prize

But your farting will be louder Coat!

For best results a pizza stone

Should be heated well

And lightly sprayed with acetone

Before you run like hell

The oven-cleaning fairies

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