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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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The best that we can hope for

This Thursday afternoon

Is that by Thursday fortnight

We again escape our doom.

I wish I were a referee

To lay down right and wrong

To be abused from every side

But at Wembley get a gong

I wish for springtime sooner

Begone, frigiditee! No,not you, m'dear.

The days are getting longer

There'll be honey soon for tea.

I eat my peas with honey

It makes them taste quite odd

I like it hot and runny

When I spread it on my bod.

I wish I'd bought an iPad

When iPad's were the rage

But now they're quite old-fashioned

And only seem to age!

I wish I'd bought a bullet train

To speed me to and fro

Through the land of rising sun

Express to Tokyo

It is quite grand to contemplate

And think of what might be

Had I'd been born a royal

And used the royal 'we'.

I often use the O.E.D.

To check a definition

But the words I seek are never there

To my consternomition.

The Shorter Oxford Dictionary

Designed for use by dwarves

They play short games of Pictionary

Whilst hiding in their borves

Hidden text

Thanks for 'dwarves', Software :)

I wish I were a wharfman

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