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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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Rise e'er the dawn, to clean the hearths

That's Cinderella's fate

Then light the fires, and run the baths

And don't stay out too late.

The clocks are chiming midnight

But the sun shines overhead

The birds are sleeping in their trees

For now's the day we wed!

I wish I were a Jabberwock

A flame-eyed whiffling thing

But I am just a jubjub bird

And so, on that, I'll sing.

But if I were a bandersnatch

To spot me you'd be quick

For much like Mr Cumberbatch

I'm really rather slick

It fails to pass this simple test

It's neither flesh nor fowl

So now we feel it's prob'ly best

To euthanise your owl

I wish I were a dodgy spiv

With fag from mouth a-dangling

I wouldn't have a damn to give

My coat with coins a-jangling.

The teams are gathering in Brazil

To kick a ball around

Will our team really have the will?

I might just bet a pound.

I root against the English team

Their chances I don't fancy much

I think they may run out of steam

And so I'll bet upon the Dutch.

[S,p,Ro,Ra] Very nice. It was only on the 3rd reading that I realised you were probably referring to football, as I was thinking about cricket. It still works though.

So far Brazil has all the goals

Said some deluded fool

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