mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

You'll be called when you're dead.

Raak

Which reminds me of the rhyme:

They told me, Heraclitus, they told me you were dead
I never knew your proper name was Heraclitus, Fred.

When I am gone and changed my name [P, K, R, R and R - marvellous. More please.]

I hope I'll be remembered

Software

For all the thing's I haven't done

penelope

Not the bodies I've dismembered apols

While I'm alive and kicking

Rosie

And working as a plumber (pen) Can't stop giggling.

With call-out rates extortionate

penelope

And clients ever-dumber

Raak

I'll quote three times the going rate

penelope

I'll drink my weight in tea

Rosie

I'll say your loo is dodgy, mate

Phil

I'll flash my arse for free.

Software

Today we need to dig a hole

Raak

Then fill it in again

Rosie

At least it keeps us off the dole

KagomeShuko

And considered working men.

Juxtapose

I wish I were a bobsleigh