mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

They wish we had more tea

penelope

They wish we had facilities
So they could have a wee I bet there's a Japanese word for 'being disappointed with a cafe'`

They wish we opened later

Phil

To satisfy their needs

penelope

Alas, we cannot cater

Raak

To their incessant greeds. Sorry, cafe's closed for lunch.

I wish I were a bookie

penelope

I'd gather all your cash

Rosie

And pay for lots of nookie

Phil

Rum, sodomy and lash

Kim

I wish I were a seaman