mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

Were not so full of beams

Its workmanship is cruder

It comes loose at the seams.

Kim

Thus fell the House of Usher

With all-pervading gloom

'Twas worse than Soviet Russia

But filmed - as was 'Khartoum' - which also fell.

Kim

[Chalky] I always thought they should make an animated version.

I'm glad I'm not Vince Cable

I really really am

It's sad that he's not able

To plug the cashflow dam

I wish I had an air balloon

I'd fly above your house

Sing love songs like a right buffoon

Until you are my spouse

I hate the thought of housework

It makes me quake with fear

Thank goodness for my Dyson®

And my maid from South Korea. Guffawed at the balloon one - cheers Pen/Phil

I have a pip stuck in my teeth I giggled at the housework one. I'm 50% there.

CdM

(That's too much information)

I think it's time for flossing

Kim

And a quick expectoration

I wish I were a garden rake Shut up at the back.

A snag-toothed tidier-upper

I'd lie hidden in the grass

A slapstick tripper-upper.

I wish I had a pint of beer

Just like Nigel Farage

I'd drink it down most publicly

There's nowt to disparage Can we stop trying to rhyme things with 'Farage'? It limits the potential of t'rhymes. Ta v much.

When motorists are naughty

I give them one quick toot

And shout "You're doing forty" (pen) I wasn't. First appearance of Mr UKIP in this game.