mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

For I am bold. What matters fear?

I wish I had an ice cold beer [Chalks] sorry, sorry, sorry

Kim

To slake my sun-baked thirst

Simons Mith

A lovely glass of Budweiser [Now you're upsetting the real ale nuts. :-) Ice cold is how you serve American horse piss, because at 0° you can't taste how horrible it is.]

With CO₂ I'll burst. BURP! (SM) Why on earth do people do it?

KagomeShuko

If you served that ice-cold muck

I'd assume it was a joke

With such stuff I'll have no truck

Phil

I'll stick to rum and coke

Simons Mith

Happy hour will soon be here

I'll therefore order double

Tuj

So whiskey whiskey beer beer

Giertrud

And tons of Dubble Bubble

oops

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oops forgot this

I'm glad I'm not a snowflake

For if I was I'd melt

cfm

For all of my uniqueness

Giertrud

Could no longer be felt.

KagomeShuko

I'd rather be inside than out

And up instead of down

Raak

The Burj Khalifa's just the place

Botherer

To enjoy a meaningless poem that doesn't scan, rhyme, or make any sense.

ahem ..
I'd rather be inside than out
And up instead of down
The Burf Khalifa's just the place
A jewel in Dubai's crown

Raak

[Chalky] Well done!

Phil

My birthday is over quite soon

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2 minutes, I believe

And I am still quite sober

KagomeShuko

I'm in the center of the room

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What was the deal with that last line, Botherer? Chalkly completed that poem quite well! Are you bitter?

Alone until October
Now this one really IS a hotchpotch of dodgy scansion, rhyme & sense :) [Raak & Kagome] Ta

Botherer

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KS my apologies, I misread the scansion of your first line as a limerick! It does work as one, if you try hard enough... and I'm often told I'm very trying!

If Botherer had half a brain

The other half being mine

Phil

With Chalky's looks, and Néa's books

We'd have a real good time

Kim

The child of such a union

penelope

Stands very little chance

Of Anglican Communion

Botherer

Or learning how to dance.

I wish I were a tube train