mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

This coyness, lady, were no crime
But hark! Time's chariot hurries near
So let's get on with it, my dear. Sorry, couldn't resist.

If all the seas were suncream

Rosie

The fish would squirm and splutter

CdM

And if the Alps were made of toast

Phil

I'd spread them with snow butter

Tuj

If you and I were ponies

Chalky

We'd have a trick or two

Phil

We'd dance like Darcey Bussell

Software

With fetlocks en tendu

If 2 and 2 made twenty-two

Chalky

Two twos would make it too

Phil

And two ones too, when timesed by two

Software

I don't give a sod, do you?