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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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A glass of beer within my reach

And you, my dear, to spoon

If I had a lot of time [S, C, R, p] Aww.

This coyness, lady, were no crime
But hark! Time's chariot hurries near
So let's get on with it, my dear. Sorry, couldn't resist.

If all the seas were suncream

The fish would squirm and splutter

And if the Alps were made of toast

I'd spread them with snow butter

If you and I were ponies

We'd have a trick or two

We'd dance like Darcey Bussell

With fetlocks en tendu

If 2 and 2 made twenty-two

Two twos would make it too

And two ones too, when timesed by two

I don't give a sod, do you?

[SW] Actually I do. Spoilsport. And after your elegant finale to the last one ... :(

If I woke up with great big wings

I'd take a look at higher things it still fits with the rhyme scheme, AABB,

From somewhere in the stratosphere

For I am bold. What matters fear?

I wish I had an ice cold beer [Chalks] sorry, sorry, sorry

To slake my sun-baked thirst

A lovely glass of Budweiser [Now you're upsetting the real ale nuts. :-) Ice cold is how you serve American horse piss, because at 0° you can't taste how horrible it is.]

With CO₂ I'll burst. BURP! (SM) Why on earth do people do it?

If you served that ice-cold muck

I'd assume it was a joke

With such stuff I'll have no truck

I'll stick to rum and coke

Happy hour will soon be here

I'll therefore order double

So whiskey whiskey beer beer

And tons of Dubble Bubble

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oops forgot this

I'm glad I'm not a snowflake

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