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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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I wish I were a mummy

Encased in tiles of jade

On legs and head and tummy

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I wish it would stop raining

It will, but not just yet

I've mastered aquaplaning

Bifurcating with But wetsuits make me sweat/But sweatsuits make me wet

I wish I had a potting shed

Where I could grow my pot

With grow-lights shining all day long

I'd be stoned as like as not

I wish I had a clematis Chelsea week, innit?

Perhaps a Russian vine

Both of them get out of hand

And bring your dashed fence "dine." Literally true in my case. (pen) No, it was last week we won the Europa Cup:-)

I've overdosed on Hollyhocks

My nose runs like a tap

I have what look like chicken pox

I hope it's not the clap. No way to not do that.

The larkspur is a wondrous sight

The perfume quite sublime

I've doused it all with gasoline

So I can end this rhyme.

I grew a little pear tree

Its fruit was firm and plump

I swapped it for a milk cow

And made a callithump Callithump. n. a noisy boisterous parade.

I wish I were a corkscrew

But with a left-hand twist

I'd bugger up your fingers

And stop you getting pissed oblig.

[pen] I had "And dislocate your wrist" in mind, but prefer yours.

I wish I were left-handed

For then all would be right

Unles you are a little gauche

But gaucher, that's a blight. No it isn't - Je suis left-handed.

If I were ambidextrous

With hammer, saw and chisel

I'd do my work in half the time

Then tell the boss to swivel

I wish I were a swizzle stick

Warm and cozy in some joe

This is really nonsense

So to the bin must go.

I wish I were a drummer

But not like Ringo Starr

More like those chaps from "Kodo"

They're betterer by far.

Nonsense? Why?
http://www.pier1.com/Scroll-Swizzle-Sticks/2691834,default,pd.html?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=PLA&utm_campaign=google_pla&utm_content=2691834&s_cid=pla0000001&kpid=2691834

http://www.snopes.com/language/eponyms/cupofjoe.asp

I wish I had some second sight

Such wisdom I'd display

I'd not need glasses all my life

.. stepping in before game loses all momentum ..
And double my cachet.

When I was but a little lad

And thought that girls were soppy

I'd go and do those boisterous things

While being rather stroppy.

But after I had adolesced

I took things much more seriously

I opened books and aced the tests

And chased the girls ingeniously.

Advancing age has done me well

My knees are holding up

I've still got hair, but time will tell

That my heart needs a tuneup.

I wish I had a bus pass

I'd travel all day long

'Tho I'd have nowhere to go

I'd sing this happy song:

< mode=song >
The sun shines on the dickie birds

The sun shines on the ants

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