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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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I've doused it all with gasoline

So I can end this rhyme.

I grew a little pear tree

Its fruit was firm and plump

I swapped it for a milk cow

And made a callithump Callithump. n. a noisy boisterous parade.

I wish I were a corkscrew

But with a left-hand twist

I'd bugger up your fingers

And stop you getting pissed oblig.

[pen] I had "And dislocate your wrist" in mind, but prefer yours.

I wish I were left-handed

For then all would be right

Unles you are a little gauche

But gaucher, that's a blight. No it isn't - Je suis left-handed.

If I were ambidextrous

With hammer, saw and chisel

I'd do my work in half the time

Then tell the boss to swivel

I wish I were a swizzle stick

Warm and cozy in some joe

This is really nonsense

So to the bin must go.

I wish I were a drummer

But not like Ringo Starr

More like those chaps from "Kodo"

They're betterer by far.

Nonsense? Why?
http://www.pier1.com/Scroll-Swizzle-Sticks/2691834,default,pd.html?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=PLA&utm_campaign=google_pla&utm_content=2691834&s_cid=pla0000001&kpid=2691834

http://www.snopes.com/language/eponyms/cupofjoe.asp

I wish I had some second sight

Such wisdom I'd display

I'd not need glasses all my life

.. stepping in before game loses all momentum ..
And double my cachet.

When I was but a little lad

And thought that girls were soppy

I'd go and do those boisterous things

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