mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

Or taught me how to spell

Chalky

I'm glad I'm not a rocking horse

penelope

They're prone to constipation

Software

But should they strain to make the grade

Rosie

Then cyclic defaecation. (pen) How do you know?

[Rosie] I've heard that rocking horse shit is very rare. Ergo... they don't go.

I'm glad I'm not a Barbie doll

Raak

Inside a plastic box

Rosie

Though I'd be free from creepy Ken (pen) Sorry, crap logic. Boo-boom.

Who pleasures into socks grabs coat and scarpers

If I were a Lego man Staying with the toy theme

Made up of block and bricks