mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

That's sure to split your sides

CdM

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Archie

Rosie

Andrews. And laughter, it subsides.

Simons Mith

Three blokes pop in their public house

Quendalon

(A rabbi, a priest and a Scot) That is how the joke goes, isn't it? No?

A fart by one makes t'next one sneeze

Software

And the third shouts out "twot" moving swiftly on ...