mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

My love being always fickle.

If I hadn't sent that letter

I would now be Mayor of Chard

If you want to do better

Don't let 'em mark your card

I wish my poems rhymed

penelope

Blank verse is so 'de trop*

CdM

And lyrics that I've mimed

Don't always scan I know

I wish I were a Brummie

CdM

Don't laugh. I really do.

My vowels aren't posh or plummy

But I'd do Shakespeare better'n you

penelope

[R, CdM, K, cfm] Splendid.
The windows all need cleaning

The kitchen floor's a mess

But such work's so demeaning

Go get your Mom, I guess

I love procrastinastion

I'll do some more tomorrow

But I'm gripped by vacillation

Have you time to borrow?

If I were an alarm clock

No doubt I'd be resented

But only by vague arty types
With lives unregimented .. had to be done

If I were a carpenter

I'd bang and thump and hammer

And sometimes acshly hit the nail

In the accepted manner

Pheer mai awsom3 h4cking skillz

Defy a wall; it crumbles

I'm not sure where this going

NOBODY expects the—

Oh, bugger.

I wish I were an organ pipe

A 32 foot beast

I'd tremble with the voice of God

My volume much increased

I wish I were a snowman

That's newly sprung in Spring

A pointy root veg for a nose

CdM

Another for my thing I believe it is customary to issue a request for an outer garment at this juncture.

penelope

I wish I were a mousetrap

With Edam I'd be primed [CdM]

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Exactly the four words I decided not to post, as there's too much Philth in this world already ;-)

A little mouse of Amsterdam

His hunger so mistimed.

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(Phil) No there isn't.

I'm glad I'm not a milkman

Out in't snow and dark Boreal usage scansion imperative claim.

Slipping on an icy path

Sod that for a lark

[K, R, S, C] Excellent!

Another job I wouldn't do

Is much involved with lobsters

I'd rather take a blood oath

And join a gang of mobsters.

The worst job that I ever had [Rosie?]

Turned both my elbows green

Collecting cat poo was my lot (Kim) I seem to have jumped the gun.

While dressed up like a queen

While working for Jayne Mansfield

I lost a lot of weight

Yanking all those lobsters oblig.

Out of her 'tailgate' What Rosie said

*chuckles*

I wish I were a golf club