mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

(Oops, I mistook this for a limerick.)

The cost of booze in Whitley Bay.

cfm

I have a wish for the coming year

Phil

It's really rather silly

Rosie

That I should give up drinking beer

Software

I'd rather lose my willy

Juxtapose

I wish I were a Hobbit

Raak

With huge and hairy feet

penelope

Or p'raps Lorena Bobbit I've considered not playing that line, but I don't think that I should

With a penchant for sliced meat - Let's move swiftly on, while I cross my legs gingerly

I wish I were a cat's eye