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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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And stabbed me out of bounds

I wish my back was better

At lifting kegs of beer

My whistle would be wetter

We'd all have more to cheer. A sad tale

I wish I were an urban fox

Tattered, torn and haggard

Running free through dales and fells

Is not my scene you've gathered

I wish I were redundant

(At least from my employment) We need you. :-)

And with my mighty severance pay We hope

Whole seconds of enjoyment

I so wish it weren't Christmas

Well, it ain't. Not yet.

Ignore it; it'll go away

And you'll stay out of debt

I wish that I were wealthy

I'd chuck the job and go

And shag the arse off Polly Toynbee

Because I love her so

I've just forked out for winter tyres

For soon I will be going

To places where the snow is deep

And the Glühwein will be flowing :o)

New week, new rhyme - or so they say

Whoever they may be

Calliope and all the rest

Are good at poetree

I wish it weren't so frosty

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I don't really, I love it

My nose has fallen off

And as for other organs

I'm trying not to cough

I wonder if the Mayans

Had ever really thought

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