mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

I dropped my iPhone in the pond

irach

It's crossed to cell phone Valhalla beyond

Software

This sounds like a limerick
But we really should stick
To the Haiku of which we're all fond

let's restart:
I dropped my iPhone in the pond

To test the maker's claim

Phil

I urge you to do likewise

Kim

But I won't take any blame

CdM

I wish I had asked Siri

Giertrud

How to marinate pig's feet

Software

To feed to my dear mother

irach

And get her back in heat