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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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Is: sometimes rhymes persist

#stackgate was an #epicfail

I fear it won't be missed

I wish I had a cucumber

And fine sliced white bread too

I'd make the blandest sandwich

Then flush it down the loo.

I'm glad I'm using wholemeal bread

The white stuff's bland and sickly

This boring glow worm needs an end
Please someone do it QUICKLY!
Sorry RoseWare - 1 out of 10 on the interesting scale :)

Portmanteau words are all the rage

Where would brands be without them!

They're everywhere this day and age He started it, miss.

'Cos advertisers shout 'em

I must see my accountant!

The numbers make no sense!

They all appear to be in red

But for this fifty pence.

I wish I were a molecule

Something nice like AYTCH TOO OH

>b>Instead, I'm an electron

And my life is filled with woe.

The wily Questing Beast's afoot

So hide behind the sofa

And if it nears, just raise your boot

But not if it's a loafer.

God particles are hard to find

Without acceleration

But scientists of true heart and mind

Might use exaggeration

I wish I was a Boson-Higgs

E'er since I were a lass

I've always wanted much more weight

To look like like Mama Cass.

[J, P. S, R] I laughed out loud.
I'm glad I'm not a molecule

With too much dipole moment

I'm methane, constituent of farts Glad I'm not the only chemical anorak here.

That's the odorous component

I wish I were a microwave

From space at 3°

I'd get inside your woolly socks

And mutilate your knees

The gamma Higgs neutrinalo

Is mighty hard to find

It makes quick rounds, like a gigalo

And leaves no trace behind

I wish that I spoke physicist

I'm sure it's quite a lark

With acronyms and symbols

Based on the lighter quark*

*Forced ("Flavourful mesons are mesons made of pair of quark and antiquarks of different flavours. The rules are simpler in this case: the main symbol depends on the heavier quark, the superscript depends on the charge, and the subscript (if any) depends on the lighter quark.")

I've got bells that jingle jangle

On my one-horse sleigh Are we in the run-up to Christmas already?

They really get upon my tits

And think of the poor dray.

I wish that I was sozzled

Completely out my tree

Because I cannot bear to face

Enforced sobriety

I wish I weren't so flatulent

I'd have a lot more friends

'Cos my windy smelly ways

Some clearly are not even worth a mercy killing

I wish I could run really fast

Just like that West Indian sprinter

I'd always be first, not last

But my wooden leg would splinter

I wish I could swim really well

Through Heinz Tomato Soup

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