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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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When I was just a tot

My dear Mama was nineteen then

But me, I'd seen the lot.

I wish it were tomorrow

And not just half-past-eight

Because I will be given

A purple, wrought-iron gate

I wish today would never end

Tomorrow I get hung

[Raak] LOL

And well hung I hope you'll be (Raak) Did you mean hanged?.

When from the rope we're swung

I need a way to make this clean

And free from filthy canker

Lest I be charged with lechery

And told to leave Sri Lanka

I wish I were a drawing pin Last one v. good, esp. Chalky

Point-up upon a chair

To prick the pompous arses when ... Ta Rosie :)

I feel their derriere TVM. A gift.

I wish I were a guinea pig [Darren] Did you mean swanged?

Caged up in a lab [CdM] That's the sort of thing Google usually says to me.

Warm and cosy, drugs galore

Doesn't that sound fab?

I wish I had a horse and plough

And maybe one small field

I'd have a place to sow wild oats

Before my fate was sealed

I wish I had a quiet weekend [Chalky] "Sri Lanka" - excellent :-)

Sailing the Aegean sea

I'd sail inside a giant yacht

Just, I, myself, and me.

Some lovely glow-worms recently, goed gedaan
I wish the housework did itself

While I snoozed 'neath the covers

My Roomba, Scooba, REEM, and Nao

Cleaning up during their hovers

I wish I had another arm

I'd hug you even tighter

And when you were relaxed and calm

I'd box your ears, you blighter. Confused messages. Keep 'em on their toes

The answer to this anagram

Is "Awesome tartan thrashing"

I've solved it here's the answer:

Software - I've solved it! Here's the ~~answer~~ question:
CdM - O what's a reet rant mashing?

Footnote 1: @Darren Yes, I did see what you did there
Footnote 2: @Software Apologies for taking that liberty with your line
Footnote 3: "rant" (Scots dialect, stretching usage just a bit) = merry, wild

[CdM] Yeah, as soon as I posted it I realised I'd screwed up the poem. It would have been better to try for it on line 4. Still, onwards and upwards.

The answer to this anagram
O what's a reet rant mashing?...
What that means is anger or
Awesome tartan thrashing

Now there's class.

I wish I had a snooker cue

I'd pot a ball or two ... admirable work on last one, Darren and CdM :-)

For those watching in black and white

I'll pot the pink, then blue.

I wish my head was screwed on right

Alas, it's set askew

So please ignore my curious stance

On quitting the EU

I wish you'd stop your robbing banks

For making themselves rich

And why am I still firing blanks?

My snip still needs a stitch (A merciful seeing off, sorry Chalks)

Thanks pen - was wondering how to 'do the double' and get rid of the darned thing myself ..

I wish my current deadline

Was twenty weeks away

But sadly I am overdue

From the 21st last May

I wish I were just virtual

Instead of flesh and bone

I'd feed off Apple- Macintosh

And leave the cakes alone Funny how the line comes to you after five days or so...

I wish I mashed potatoes

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