mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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And be a polished knob.

Behold this knob of butter

Behold this cob of corn

The use for these is obvious

Now, let's go make some porn

I wish I were a porn star

Is the title of a book

I've seen the author's photo

It wasn't worth the look

I wish I were a smuggler

I'd deal in contraband

Forget parades and celebrations

My wares are much too grand.

I wish my nose were bulbous

Karl Maldenesque, indeed

I'd snore with improved resonance

My breath it would impede mercy killing...

Have mercy on the graceless

The faceless and the lost

For without eyes they cannot see

And mouthless, cannot floss.

I wish I was a haggis

But fried instead of simmered.

With my buddies neeps and tatties

On pure white plates that glimmered.

Let he who is without sin cast

A blessing on this place

For purity is rare indeed

And we could use some grace

I wish I had pink toe shoes

And a pink tutu as well

I'd prance across the try line

Oh how I wish I was a gel

It only takes a little snip

To right those years of wrong

To redirect each errant ship

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