mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

If I were a door knocker

CdM

I'd want a change of job

Software

I'd be shiny, bold as brass

Raak

And be a polished knob.

cfm

Behold this knob of butter

CdM

Behold this cob of corn

Raak

The use for these is obvious

Phil

Now, let's go make some porn

Software

I wish I were a porn star

Chalky

Is the title of a book

CdM

I've seen the author's photo

penelope

It wasn't worth the look

I wish I were a smuggler

I'd deal in contraband