Sporting Life - Coming Soon: The Big Fight - Church Vs. Science!

Telegraph - From the OpEd pages Why the new universe will never catch on

Mail - New Universe 'easy target' for asylum seekers

Times Higher Education Supplement - Pyrotechnics to be granted Universe status

Hello! New Universe: Exclusive pictures of the newest habitats and the neighbours you're likely to meet there
Smash Hits New Stars - a chart rundown
Cosmopolitan Reproduction is the New Sex

Mirror - Face of Elvis Seen In Debris
Escape! - 3 Nights in Universe - Unseasonably Warm This Season

Time for a change?

Yes. No so hot on ideas though: I gave up history at the age of about 13...

I was going to suggest Famous First Words, Greetings Cards, Jargon, Complete Proverbs, Topical Nursery Rhymes, Misquotations, Name dropping, Translation, or Euro TV and Radio guide. They'd probably all be more popular than this one right now

[Martha] THat list sounds oddly familiar.

Thought it might.

Seconded - any of the list sound good.

Out of those I think the Translations might be a priori easiest to play, n'est pas?

a priori, that's describing an alumnus from a rehab clinic, doesn't it?

[MF] That's the spirit. Shall we put this one to bed and give the translations a home of their own?

In that case, to end on the Last topic:
Crescent Times CAMREC argues that new Universe has "innapropriate physical conditions" for Mornington Crescent

Well done, blame. You are now 1= on the league table.

Aha - that's money for old rope! Still it's not like a proper win, but it was fun...

Aww, no-one mentioned the London Evening Standard's 'Classic' headline ......... WILSON WIELDS HIS CHOPPER ( this headline was changed by the second edition to read HAROLD WILSON WIELDS HIS AXE as this was felt to be more 'appropriate'!! Great original headline though, don't you all think? :o)