There doesn't seem to have been a historical headlines game on an MC site for yonkeroos. How about one here? *silence ensues* Right then, motion carried.
Hello!New Universe: Exclusive pictures of the newest habitats and the neighbours you're likely to meet there Smash HitsNew Stars - a chart rundown CosmopolitanReproduction is the New Sex
I was going to suggest Famous First Words, Greetings Cards, Jargon, Complete Proverbs, Topical Nursery Rhymes, Misquotations, Name dropping, Translation, or Euro TV and Radio guide. They'd probably all be more popular than this one right now