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The Fourth Estate in History
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There doesn't seem to have been a historical headlines game on an MC site for yonkeroos. How about one here? *silence ensues* Right then, motion carried.
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[Puck] A bit of borrowing from Henry V there methinks

DAUPHIN. O Dieu vivant! Shall a few sprays of us,
The emptying of our fathers' luxury,
Our scions, put in wild and savage stock,
Spirt up so suddenly into the clouds,
And overlook their grafters?
BRITAINE. Normans, but bastard Normans, Norman bastards!
Mort Dieu, ma vie! if they march along
Unfought withal, but I will sell my dukedom
To buy a slobb'ry and a dirty farm
In that nook-shotten isle of Albion.

Always gets a laugh that line - in what is not generally considered Shakespeare's funniest play ! (Though there is the Tennis balls joke near the start, and all that farting about with Kate) - Sorry I digress ...

Time for a new one perhaps? Someone like to do the honours?
Delighted! Thanks for asking.
The Building of the Crystal Palace for the Great Exhibition of 1851
The Sun: What a Pane!
House & Garden: Large greenhouses are in.
Glaziers' Gazette Exhibitionist's shares overheated - heading for meltdown!
Evening Standard - Prince Consort unveils ambitious plans for underground railways. Is chaos inevitable?
Financial Times: Venture Capitalists Invest in Property in Norwood
Given that this one's been sitting for almost two weeks...
Galileo Publishes Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief Systems of the World (1632)
The Sun - Galla nutta! Terra firma!
The Sport The Earth Moved for Me says Italian Stud.
The Mail -- Galileo was an asylum seeker.
The Guardian - Galilee heresay !
The Beano Free with this Issue! Twirling Sun and Earth Toy. Test Top Boffin's theory for yourself!
Le Figaro Galileo ! Magnifico !
Article Discredited
We regret that a planned sensationalist article by an Italian glass merchant has been withdrawn due to an unfavourable peer review from the Astronomer Royal of the Holy Office in Rome, a total lack of verifiable experimental evidence and a rumour that the author has been made an offer he cannot refuse.
Does anyone think it's time for another?
Please.
How about:

Gregorian calendar reform reaches England, September 1752, some 2 centuries after most of the rest of Europe

Daily Mail: Eurocrats Steal 11 Days!

Good Housekeeping - Free this issue! Your cut-out-and-keep calendar converter.
Guardian Colander reborn!
Financial Times New Year Bank Holiday moved to January 1st.
Good Health - "How to feel two weeks younger without even trying"
How about

Hannibal uses Elephants in War against Rome

Janes Defence Review Latest Punic Strike Capability (pictures)
Travel Agents Gazette: This year - Tuskany!
El Paso - Hannibal Announces Jumbo Battle Plan, maybe with a strap that says New weapon dubbed the "Mother of All Calves"
Skiing Monthly - Alpen Slopes Well-Packed
Arts Review Modelling Materials Shortage to End when Carthaginian Reaches Rome.
The Sun: Hannibal Takes Romans to Tusk (and on Holiday Supplement on page 21: New Roman Trunk Road Opens)
BBCi News UN inspectors find massive weapons of destruction
The Independent: Hannibal Crosses Alps With Elephants
followed by: New Scientist: Hannibal Crosses Alps With Elephants; None of the Offspring Survive
The Grauniad - Carthaginian Jumble Mystery
...seems to have slipped to page 7 that one... how about...

The Creation of the Universe
Tricycle - Here we go again
Housing Today - Unforeseen Boom in Real Estate
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