There doesn't seem to have been a historical headlines game on an MC site for yonkeroos. How about one here? *silence ensues* Right then, motion carried.
Article Discredited We regret that a planned sensationalist article by an Italian glass merchant has been withdrawn due to an unfavourable peer review from the Astronomer Royal of the Holy Office in Rome, a total lack of verifiable experimental evidence and a rumour that the author has been made an offer he cannot refuse.