[Phil] So it's not the one about the vicar, the bicycle and the scouring powder?

I don't know if a technical issue with my hosts has affected this site but if you have noticed any outages it's due to "severe flapping of HSRP on customer vlans". I thought I should pass that on.

Huge Sheets of Rubberised Paper.

Surely they shouldn't be sending data around in vans these days.

Highly Spiced Rice Pudding?

[CdM] I read that as 'High Speed Rice Pudding'. The pudding-mistakes compound themselves because I read Rab's post thinking of a Dutch dessert called 'vla' (basically cold custard), and a Limburgse tart called 'vlai'. And I'm bloomin' hungry this morning.

[INJ] Do not underestimate the bandwidth of a transit van full of DAT tapes.