[Inkspot] Cheers for the charming announcement of Doris' arrival. Sorry to hear that I Say Porter has left. Was this voluntarily, or has he disappeared again? I hadn't noticed his name missing from the table, although I was puzzling over how Doris could move in but there were still seventeen of us...

I can go to bed happy in the knowledge that I have brightened Breadmaster's day with ...so help me God.

What's all this bollocks about?

Just in case you can't figure it out, try something a little more intellectually challenging.

[Bob the dog] OOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOh!

[Btd] Um ... Didn't you actually just insult all of us, rather than John? *scratches head in puzzlement*

Just venting spleen - no insult intended. Sarcasm does not travel well on the internet - I should know this by now.

Actually I've been thoroughly enjoying the virtual poppy plastic!

I have to say, I'm seriously impressed by the rapid conversion of a soupçon of an idea in 'So Help Me God . . ' into a full-blown smorgasBoardgame of delights. Bravo all.