Please tell me...using this map. http://www.anagramtubemap.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

No fair...I had to look of the doddery lady question's answer to post!

(Giertrud) Blighty is a very old affectionate slang term for Britain and has a sense of "home".

Then...all of that ... and more.

[Simons Mith] Never underestimate the propensity of the great unwashed to spend their money on tat. Take for example this wonderful Priness Diana Porcelain Baby Doll. Surely the work of a demented mind. Or perhaps you'd like to see a Wall Mounted Motorbike Cuckoo clock. This was advertised in my free monthly RACV magazine and gave me a chuckle. It makes me wonder what sort of operation is required to completely remove someone's sense of taste. But it must be cheap.

[nfras] *bokes*

[Pen] Did you also always read the warning sign as saying 'Thonk Boke'?

[INJ] erm... not that I can remember. Here we have 'Gordels om, ook in achterin'. So belt up.
BTW, what are you doing having a Fling in Provence? Does Mrs INJ know?

I am dieting. Just so you know. Day 2...

Have you bought the dress already?

[Softers] Part 1 is 'one-size-fits-all' and has been reserved at the Posh Frock Shop. (That's a completely unhelpful description - in fact it's a rather fabulous and very expensive Japanese jacket.) My mum is using her pensioner's bus pass to travel to buy it later this week. Part 2 will be made to measure.

Isn't it a bit quiet around here? Are you all busy or what?

'Tis a little on the quiet side this week.