I think that I shall never see
A purple cow that looks like thee
This poem is a pure mess
With lots of apologies to Gilet Burgess.

Well, we could... Could someone just go over the rules quickly? It's been so long.

[KagomeShuko] See: The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Though to be fair I saw no problem with your mother's snoring since it followed the same beat as my favourite limerick by Spike Milligan:
Things that go bump in the night
Should really not give one a fright
It's the hole in each ear
Which lets in the fear
That, and the absence of light

If we've got to the point where people would object to Spike if he were to post that, we are in trouble.

If we've got to the point where Spike posts that, then the dead are walking the earth and we have greater worries than scansion.

True. :/

Is it just me who uses the apostrophe there?