mc5 - The Banter Page

May I remind you that a rolling stone gathers no mozzarella.

Have we processed far enough on this one?

Microsoft would not tolerate further cheese-related punnery - but Applewood.

[Phil] MS were always a bit primula and proper like that.

[Rab] Absolutely, I rang them up to complain, but the lady I spoke to just made fun of me, the laughing cow!

I'll tried to give them a babybel on skype, but the computer gave me a BSoD (Blue Stilton of Death).

[rab] Sorry it took me so long to respond, but I was watching some Danish Blue!

[Phil] Whilst downing a yarg of ale as well, I'd wager.

[rab] Wise words, sir! Wiser than a Derby Sage.

[Phil] Well, a sage should know his Kraft.

I think this is starting to seem a bit cheesy!

[FGZStar] No whey! That same thought occurd to me as well.

who thinks she needs to find a clever Brit who wants to move to America to marry

When I was a little girl, my mom worked with ribbons and I'd wear them in my hair. Surprisingly, my friend would ask, what's the Beaufort.