...would be longish. I wonder if I can come up with one.
[FG] Ow! Order keg, mr Arachnid!

[Boolbar] I think I can get a copy from a friend this evening. Where do I send it again?

[Chalky] Ooooh! That would be splendid! email above. expenses paid etc.

[Boolbar] Am wondering if I translated your email address correctly. If so, there should be one waiting for you.

[Chalky] Yes, you are nestling between the nice African chappy who wants to share his fortune with me and the breast enlargement emails.

I'm feeling kinda jealous of all the people with glib anagrams, like Fat German.

[Néa] The short form of your name yields "Lager liken manna"...whatever that means. I'm currently feeding your full name (assuming it really *is* what you put on your webpage :) into my anagram generator...which is unfortunately on a SparcClassic 50MHz box....

Real anagrammarians don't use technology beyond paper and pen, that's what I say. .. :-)

[CdM] You try her name with paper/pen then!

[Néa] I can get the word "Goddess" out of it, which should shorten it up a bit. :D

Can anyone identify what this is an anagram of? Patch cocky, bent grammar.

Oh, by the way, an anagram of "Real anagrammarians don't use technology beyond paper and pen" is "Damnable, general-purpose gonorrhea contaminates Andy-Pandy."

Yikes! I get all caught up and don't visit for a couple of days, and look what happens! This is all a bit too tiring to think about at the moment.

Oh, and no more spiders for the time being.

flerdle = "Censored pearl". :)

Hmmmmmm.

Here is a list of things that Nea likes.

Start:
JRR Tolkien
Tea
Miranda
Mets
Language
End.

(OK, I might have lied about one of them...)

Here's some anagrams of Néa's full name (assuming the one on the site is real), taking the é as an e.
"Maladjusted, tiger-like, stagnant, rare ornament."
"Jauntier, darkened, meatiest, gallant strong-arm."
"Radiant man-eater strangulating molested jerk."
"A daunting tearjerker demonstrates I'm gallant."
"Maladjusted Terminator enraging rattlesnake."
"Rattling junk arrangement misleads toad-eater."
"Alert sugarlike madman and ignorant jet-setter."
"Major rattling as gentleman streaked, urinated." shame she's not a man in this case!
"Talented alarmist and jauntier strong-arm geek."
"I am a daring, non-judgemental streaker. Let start!"
"Strong, dreamlike talent and jauntier megastar."
"Transmitted ranking as talented major-leaguer."
"I am, ranking adjustments, a grander teetotaller."
I could go on with these!

Hope those don't annoy Néa too much. Sorry if they do, but that's what the program came up with (along with several thousand others).

[DrQ] I think i prefer "ponder cereals"

Close panderer?

Or a spec lender? (Red spec loaner)