[Phil] Now I feel fat and guilty. Cheers. ;o)

(pen) If anything loosens the tongue......

[Rosie] I imagine the brewers' taste testing sessions were conducted behind locked doors, and not everything was written down...

[pen] Soz, that wasn't my intention :-(

Hey guys, don't mean to butt in, or anything, but how do you do all the html thingies for the posts? I can do bold, italics and line spaces, but how do you do the other things. Please can someone help?

[FGZstar] Go to main menu page - bottom right you'll see 'settings - info' - press info :)

(FGZstar) Unfortunately, "info" links to a website (Dr Qu+xum, a former Morniverser) that is no longer there. Here are a few you might like:
hr = a page-wide grey underline
sup = superscript, sub = subscript
p = paragraph (adds an extra line space)
font size="x" where x can go from -2 to +2.
strike = a line through the text
href="url"> any message</a> for an external link.
There is loads more which you can Google. Go for the simplest stuff or you'll end up learning the entirety of Hungarian literature when all you want is to ask for the loo.

Before "href" insert <a

As an alternative to monkeying with the font size, you can use <small> </small> and <big> </big> tags.

I have a saved copy of DrQu+xum's helpful primer stashed away somewhere. I'll dig it out and make it available online again.

Might be simplest to host it here if you find it. Whatever, I'll update the link if the source material can be tracked down.

It's at http://www.pitt.edu/~greg4/basichtml.html

Okay, here goes!

fraser+info²=success!

Thanks, guys! I seem to be cured of my affliction!

(INJ) Bugger me, it's still there. Why couldn't I get it earlier?

[FGZstar] Curiously enough - I had a hunch you might demonstrate your new found prowess. All power to you :)

Okay, now that I have the basics, I would like some direction in terms of photos. Can i put in the file ref of my memory card or temp storage device and it will upload, or do I need to keep the file in permanent storage on the computer?

[FGZstar] There's no uploading to this site, and unless your computer is running a web server and is online all the time, a picture stored on it won't be visible anywhere else. You would need to upload the picture to somewhere of your own on the web, and link to it from here.

There are sites like Photobucket that will allow you to do that. (Although I think that one's owned by Rupert Murdoch, so you may have philosophical objections to using it). ImageShack is another.

(Raak, rab) Can I do that with Flickr? My God, you're all doomed.

If it's on Flickr, or Zooomr, or anywhere else, you can link it here. Whether you should...