(Prof Plum) 5 out of 5 for your final guess. Unfortunately, a further anagram is "oh, huge turds". (The best type, in my experience). (Dr Q) Can't figure out your surname, even if I've got your first name right. Is it British-ish?

[Rosie] No, Dad's side is German.

[BM] Were you baked? :)

I BET you can't guess my name. Anagram is 'I am a ferret penn'. I'll check in and see how you're getting on ;)

[Bm] Is that why your publisher insisted on "Hill" as a pseudonym?

Ian Prefenmater?

[Angus] How about "Anne-Marie Petfer" or "Ferna P. Tremaine" or "Farmer Pete Nani" or "Martin A. Penfree" or "Nate F. Repairmen"?

[Angus] Ian Peter Freman?

CMd; dCM; dMC; MdC; McD. Oh. You mean real names...

Hm. McD kind of suits you, CdM.

[Raak] That's right, the unimaginative fools.

So they called you Breadmaster Hill then?

There ought to be a prize if anyone managed to get my name out of "OUI A MANGLED WIG".

Well, Blaine's out now, so hopefully I'll make some dosh on celebdaq. I found it odd, though, that he sounded rather like Jack Nicholson after he got out! Also, I'm sure that some cockney shouted something like "You're a wanker!" in the background as he was being released.