An anagram of my name - 'THE VODKA PANTRY' - seems I can't get away from the Russian connection. Incidentally, never touch the stuff.
[penelope] Wot! your name's not penelope?!?

My name doesn't anagram well; probably one of the best is "Razz arid nerd"

Most anagrams of my name look like Rambling Syd Rumpo songs...I blame the four Gs.

"Leg ringer - glory jog"...which is a euphoric dance done after getting Shane Warne, Richie Benaud, or JLE to be on your club XI. :)

Here I am trying to guess all your real names and can only conclude you're a rather bizarrely monikered bunch what with Horst de Ughu (Rosie) and Petra van Kodthy (Chalky) in our midst. Mind you, that Dexter 'Anal' Relhirdy-Bach sounds like a dubious character...

I can only offer Large parrot ambush...

Ahnold has hit £1k/share....gaaah!