[pen] Only if it can dissolve the dead spiders.

That 'Shakespeare in Crescent' game we've just had brought to our notice was pretty good. We must do that again.

[Simons Mith] When I was a student, one of the drinks of choice at the time was a long vodka which consisted of a few drops of bitters smeared round a highball glass, ice, a shot of vodka, a dash of lime and topped up with soda water. A bit girly but very drinkable.

(nfras) How does that help achieve the main objective of student drinking which is to get pissed as quickly and cheaply as possible, then as now?

[INJ] I'll second anything in iambic pentameter!