[Rosie] Yeah, but they drive ruthlessly on the motorways in their Calvinistic rush to be at home being stoic.

What you need is not a grain mill, but an olive press. Of course it would be hard to get the oil stains out afterwards, but you could definitely get a good crease in those underpants. That would have the additional advantage of being drivable by donkey-power, so you could iron on a windless day.

[INJ] I don't understand how you can control the donkey's flatulence so accurately.

(penelope) I think you just have to stop them eating the mashed olives.

All the more for me. *parp* Oh, I beg your pardon.

That small interval has probably cleared the air. Is anyone left standing?

*parp* That's the last one, I promise.

*Has just got the hang of doing that small writing everyone else does, as opposed to this one which isn't quite as small*... Just thought I'd mention.

[Simons Mith] Was Silveo the bloke who fell under a bus whilst wearing clean underpants? ;)