What's big and steaming and comes out of cows backwards?

The Isle of Wight ferry

(cows/Cowes, you see)

How to you get two whales in a mini?

Down the M4.

What do you call a bear with no ears.

A b.

[Inkspot] If I can divert the subject from bad jokes for a minute, what makes a series of Big Brother good or bad? What is a "good" contestant (from the point of view of the people who watch it, rather than the producers)? On what grounds do people vote for someone to be evicted? In other words, how does the whole thing work?

One scoop of ice cream, two scoops of dead baby.