Parse the preceding sentence, thoughtfully provided by someone.

Actually, I think the real problem with TV is that most of the channels suck quite well.

Suck all. The channel on TV sucks badly.
It's the voice from the future. When interactive TV is the norm a lonely politician's husband has to get a 'helping hand' when the signal gets a bit fuzzy.

Suck! All the channel on TV sucks. Badly.

There's usually suck all on TV worth watching anyway.

Speaking of which, ten days without a move suggests that UK GAZETEER FILM CLUB might have outlived its span. Does anyone have a suggestion for another one?