[ImNotJohn] This plan will play merry hell with the old Risk and Diplomacy games. I expect after-market stickers will be available for pre-game coastline reconfiguration.

I had an interview yesterday, and did a looong written test today, by email. Now I'm anxiously waiting to hear if I've got a fantastic three-day a week, English speaking/writing job at the university that pays as much as my five-day-a-week not-for-profit job did back in Blighty...

Mmmm. Part-time.

I can see you getting used to the lifestyle in Clogland, pen.

Mmmmm....five-day-a-week.

Housework, looking after the windy miller (who does 5 x 12 hour days and all day Saturday at the mill), and some freelance work... Pah!

(pen) 60 hours a week sounds like trubble at mill.

[Rosie] Sounds like a part-time job to me :( *(moan, moan, bleat, whinge etc etc etc ad nauseam until someone points out I chose to do this for a living, and that I get to live in a pub)*

[Phil] Presumably you also have the option to hire someone so that you work fewer hours, but with obvious consequences for your finances.

Welcome to London Heathrow, The World's Most Miserable Airport. I've just been biometrised and hassled at security despite the fact I've been in secure areas for the last twelve hours.

[rab] Yes I could pay someone to some some of the stuff I do. But they wouldn't do it as well as I do. If they did, I wouldn't able to afford them. Also, I enjoy 95% of what I do - especially the quality control :-)

[Phil] I hear you. The windy miller is the same - he takes huge pride in the work that he does (construction project management - and this one is a HUGE project) but being on site to make sure things happen on schedule takes its toll and he's usually too exhausted to do anything on Sunday - which is the only day we have at home together. So much for moving here to spend more time together. Part of my 'job' at the moment is taking care of him, as much as he'll let me. *sigh*

[CdM] Was what? ;o)

(pen) Cogitavit ergo erat. I dunno.

[pen] Congratulations!

Well done.

Called "News has come to Harvard": we make up new elements for the periodic table and provide hilarious, surreal or topical explanations of their nature and purpose. Eg:

Excusium: constituent element in whitewash. Frequently used by politicians.

Any support?

Is that Job of Old Testament fame?

[Kim] I see! Good title, tidy idea. One on board =)

[Tuj] Thanks. Any against? Where should I slot it?

(Kim) Go ahead.

Thanks. No slots currently available here or anywhere else. Has "Bent Saws" reached its proverbial, do you think?

Hello there. I'm going to be taking the site down for a short while for an upgrade.

Let's see if that has worked? It seems I've even stopped the galloping slashes this time!

Just saw the Elements game. There is a site that I had bookmarked and only deleted on Friday which is very enjoyable. Apparently now been published as a book - http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols.htm - Molecules with Silly Names. Some of them were featured on QI a few years ago.

aaaa525zzz

Shh! It's fallen asleep.

suck all the channel on tv sucks badly

Parse the preceding sentence, thoughtfully provided by someone.

Actually, I think the real problem with TV is that most of the channels suck quite well.