[penelope] you mentioned the Atkins Diet ... in such a way that you *might* know how effective it is? Having been a very average 5' 6" size 12 for most of my adult life - I now find myself getting quite plumptious and can't be bothered to go to a Slimming Club.

Never mind, Chalky, I doubt you're as overweight as I am!

It may work fast but it makes your breath smell.

You want the good stuff, I suggest you get it cave matured. Yummy!

hardly low fat though is it? There must be diet cheese somewhere that doesn't taste of plastic!

My good wife purchases low salt, low fat dairy products - including yoghurt. I flatly refuse to eat them (yes, I have tried each one!) so the 'fridge has his and hers compartments. ... :-)

Is this "Come As Someone Else Day", or are we being hit with a pseudonym bomb?