Conventional hot-air dryers actually work and work quickly in Alberta. Something to do with the altitude, I've been told. After a few dryings your hands are like lizard skin though.

Well that one well-and-truly dried up, didn't it? In other news, I've killed ALL the ants that were invading my kitchen. Mwahahahahaha!

(pen) What about the army waiting outside?

[Rosie] Beautiful subject line. I was trying to think up something similar myself ;)

[Tuj] Hear hear. [Rosie] I pouffed permethrin into all the brickwork outside too.

[pen] Thanks for the tip. I'm a-watching and a-waiting.

(pen) Pouffed? I can just see you. Only a lady could get away with that. Don't forget the boiling water down the cracks in the concrete. (Tuj) Cheers.