Can I have your glasses, please? At least you don't hear that here. :-)

[Rosie] When was the last time you were in a bar where they're that polite? My favourite euphemism for f*** off out the door is "Can you start to think about making a move now please?". By the way, has the law on licensing hours been changed yet? Or will it retain forever the status of empty election promise?

Yay! Its Christmas! Hurrah!

Posting from NIce on one of these strangely-arranged keyboards... having a lovely time :o)

Wahay :-). Are you a Nice colour?

[pen] Any pics to prove your presence? :)
[Duj] I thought it was f***ing hilarious, really. :)

[rab] The bill to change the rules came before Parliament, but it was defeated for (IIRC) some trivial technical reason and time was not granted to try again. Apparently, fewer MPs care about reducing the amount of after pub violence than about banning fox hunting.