[Phil, Rosie] Indeed it would be. Jazzre is a bit clumsy though, and sticks in the throat. I prefer jazzer, myself, as enjazzir reminds me of a slightly dirty word in French which I'd rather avoid. I promise not to bring up French again.

(nights) If you stop talking about French I'll have to stop yakking on about Welsh, and that would never do.

Enspew?

[Rosie] Perhaps this is the wrong moment to bring up Russian, then?

(nights) Nice one, Cyril.

Good ol' Cyril. On another topic, who's excited about Christmas?

[nights] I just saw my first xmas ads on telly tonight but I'm not entirely blameless. I've booked a cottage on the west coast of Scotland for xmas, and I was looking for a butcher in Oban so I could order a duck for xmas dinner, to collect on xmas eve :op