(nights) If you stop talking about French I'll have to stop yakking on about Welsh, and that would never do.

Enspew?

[Rosie] Perhaps this is the wrong moment to bring up Russian, then?

(nights) Nice one, Cyril.

Good ol' Cyril. On another topic, who's excited about Christmas?

[nights] I just saw my first xmas ads on telly tonight but I'm not entirely blameless. I've booked a cottage on the west coast of Scotland for xmas, and I was looking for a butcher in Oban so I could order a duck for xmas dinner, to collect on xmas eve :op

(nights) Not these days, the politest response I can find. There will be no snow in this part of the world, something I realised by about 1954. Actually, there was snow on the ground in 1981, but normally it just rains.