Skipping past his father's beatifully inane explanation of how a parachute works ("The parachute is attached to a container on the skydivers back with a load of lines"), you get to his marvellously tactless quote at the end: "Michael is Michael and he will bounce back from it".

I think I'm going to move to the Netherlands. eeeek.

Cool! Give my regards to Captain Snort.

I dunno, you give up work to go freelance, you move country, what next?

[ISP] My money's on a move into politics.

Good lord. If I did, the country would be run along the lines of the WI. And that can be no bad thing. Thrift and jam.

[pen] Are congratulations in the offing?