[Knobbly] I think you wanted to feel both loved and involved and where therefore forced into coining a new portmanteau word. :)

[myself] "where"? Perhaps I meant "were here".

[myself] Yes, but with or without implied apostrophe?

[myself] Bugger. Whatre the chances of that happening?

(Projoy) 100%. It happened, if I've translated whatre correctly. I should have a lie-down.

[Projoy] I went to Portmanteau once. It was a pilgrimage of sorts, as I am a great fan of The Prisoner.

What I meant was... I saw a big posted advertising the arrival of a new Suzuki car showroom, it might have been somewhere in West Sussex yesterday. Unfortunately the chosen font left a very small gap between two of the words, so it looked like it said: NOWHERE SUZUKI. Cracking.

poster*

Why were marks subtracted from one of my last ever essays for poor use of english because I chose to spell "rôle" with a circumflex in its rightful place?

[Knobbly] Because the marker was a muppet?

Yeah! First snow of the season overnight. Not at my place - thankfully.

(Knobbly) Because the examiner's wife had had an affair with Arsène Wenger. I'd say the circumflex is optional as the word becomes more and more part of the English (note capital) language. It's certainly not wrong.