Oh well...

[Phil] BZZZZT! Repetition of 'Oh well...'

[P Please, Bobter!] I'm surprised you're not called Porter, I Say!. Though I think your name's better :)

We're not exactly making poetry.

Only kidding. Just two more days left to work here - and I got my redundancy cheque too - hurrah! The Freelance career starts next week, just as soon as I've signed on.

Good luck with the freelancing, with the cheque I think one of the first things you need to do is line up something cravenly self indulgent and includes lots of pampering.