I'm mucking out the house today. How does it get so much stuff in it?

The naughty stuff fairies cart it in in the middle of the night. If you make a present to them by leaving binbags full of stuff by the edge of the road once a week, you should find the amount of stuff eventually decreases.

(Raak) No, the foxes get it. So the fairies don't get their presents and just keep up the pressure.

[Irouléguy] I thought I'd posted this response immediately after your post, but still... when the physicists fulfil their part of the bargain, I'll do mine.

Darren] T-shirts seem to be real conversation killers.

(pen) Now do it with the words.