Wot CdM and Raak said. I should probably add my apologies to pen for unwittingly adding fuel to the fire.

Isn't anyone going to own up to seeing my ring?

After judcious application of several cups of tea, a Rich Tea finger (thanks rab) and as a last resort when the first two measures proved insufficient, a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, Regular Fries and Vanilla Milkshake, I'll gratefully acknowledge everyone's points which were intended constructively I'm sure, thank them for their continued interest in my limericking career and try and maintain my standards. :o). I am pre-menstrual... did it show?

[BtD] Does your ring sing or look like a thing?

whhoooooosh... I missed all that! No fair, I didn't get tea or biscuits! And someone stole that nice shiny ring I found under the (empty) teapot..

MC5 has some damn fine games and excellent players right now. Green and Blacks caramel choc ice creams all round.

It's finally stopped raining in Manchester, and the sun's come out, so I could quite happily suck an ice cream just now. [snorgle] cream puff? eclair?