They'd go mouldy by the time the auction was completed.

(Darren) Hard, too. A week-old baguette is an effective lightweight version of a baseball bat.

Incidentally, I should probably mention that the place is on a Crescent in Morningside. But not, sadly, Morningside Crescent: you have to go to Aberdeen to find one of those.

The current games on mc5 seem a bit slow moving. Perhaps its time for a couple of new ones. Any ideas?

Something easy to join in with please...
But no; no specific ideas. I am part of the problem, not part of the solution.
Incidentally, against all my expectations I just found out I passed all bar one module of the second year of my degree... I just feel like telling people that, 'cos I really wasn't expecting to.